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How did Tumblr miss this joke?

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…………………….OH MY GOD

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REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

ruinedchildhood:

josh peck is literally my favorite person

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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satanslittlewh0re:

illllluminated:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

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bonesandblack:

0liii:

i-hate-the-beach:

foxiemathews:

i-hate-the-beach:

wasted—kitten:

SAY IT AINT SO

I WILL NOT GO

TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

CARRY ME HOME

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

Omg yes

bonesandblack:

0liii:

i-hate-the-beach:

foxiemathews:

i-hate-the-beach:

wasted—kitten:

SAY IT AINT SO

I WILL NOT GO

TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

CARRY ME HOME

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA


Omg yes

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omorsmoshi:

make me choose // missgallagher92 asked: horny cellmate or creepy weird nudist?

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